The President
Hi, I am Roderick Idrich, the President of the great State of Gibrak. It’s a teeny-weeny island at the side of Africa, one like a pimple on a teen’s face. Poof, they are gone when you turn seventeen. But, no, we stayed. You might not have heard of us but we are right here, hanging around. We are one of the oldest republic of Africa; independent before we knew it. I think because nobody ever noticed. Anyways, let us talk about myself, Roderick Idrich. Don’t go by my spelling, my first and last name sound similar. They have the same rick at the end. So, as I was telling you I chose politics at a very young age. Even before you get the right to vote. And that’s 18 in Gibrak. Let me tell you something about our constitution. It’s a direct rip-off from the British. I am not too sure but it seems when our good old European friends were busy trading slaves off Madagascar; some of them from our independent Gibrak too; we took the liberty (as told before we were independent before we knew it...